A SPOTTERS GUIDE TO THE UNDEAD 3

The BBC has been over many years a source of facts in our lying democracy. Its journalists are often conventional but many of them are capable of unearthing carefully concealed facts and making them available to the public. That is why the Tory Government of the UK wants to destroy it; and why sectarian elements of the Labour Party do not rush to its defence.

The Panorama programme of the BBC has discovered clear evidence that in spite of warnings the government did nothing to gather sufficient stock of personal protective items for medical staff, effectively sending them naked into a battle against a deadly virus; and then a) downgraded its rating of the deadliness of the virus and b) downgraded the minimum requirements for protection of medical staff, in order to disguise the extent of its carelessness.

Doubtless the Government will seek to deny these facts, by vapid arguments about the unprecedented nature of Covid 19 and claims that the BBC is biased. Nobody should listen to them. Facts are facts, and they have been avoiding these awkward facts for some weeks by simply refusing to answer journalists’ questions about their preparation for the pandemic. Their sneaky slogan about taking the right advice from the right people and doing the right thing at the right time, is designed to suggest that any sensible person would have done nothing at all to prepare for a pandemic.

Some may ask in bewilderment,

BUT WHY DID THEY DO NOTHING?

That question is linked to another:

HOW DID BORIS JOHNSON RECOVER FROM CORONAVIRUS?

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I can only ask the unbiased reader to look at the evidence above:

BORIS IS ONE OF THE UNDEAD. NO VIRUS CAN BE FATAL TO HIM!

Naturally the UNDEAD are not that concerned about loss of life. That is in fact their deep desire and their mission: the more dead, the more potentially undead. Now some may think that this is an extreme and cranky explanation of Government policy, but I want you to think this out very clearly:

WHY, IN THE FACE OF A MEDICAL EMERGENCY DID A GOVERNMENT MAKE SURE THAT ITS AVAILABLE MEDICAL STAFF HAD TO RISK DEATH TO DO THEIR JOBS?

You may say incompetence (I’ve said that too), you may say hatred of the NHS ( yeah ok) you may say its a complete F-up ( sure..) you may say they only care about themselves and they’ve all got private medical insurance (true enough) but NONE OF THESE EXPLAINS THEIR BRUTAL UNCONCERN. THEY ARE THE UNDEAD, ANXIOUS ABOVE ALL TO SPREAD THEIR HALF-LIFE TO AS MANY AS POSSIBLE.

So I have to issue a WARNING.

If you start to feel that your personal importance is not being recognised…

If you think that immigrants are taking over………

If you suspect that your neighbours may be against you….

If you want to bring back capital punishment…..

If you want politicians that put our country first……

If you read the Daily Mail …..

IF YOUR RIGHT CHEEK IS A BIT CRUMBLY….

YOU’RE CATCHING UNDEAD…..AND IT MAY BE TOO LATE!

2 Comments

  1. I absolutely love it. Thank God you have not lost your sense of humour. Though I don’t live in the UK, I live in a country of many more UNDEAD, the USA.

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