If you broke my pinkie by twisting it, I would recant my opposition to fascism.

If you pulled my fingernails out with pliers, I would be eager to help, just ask me.

If you waterboarded me, I would give you our plans, yes, all of our plans.

If you burned the flesh of my arm with a cigarette, I would be your grass.

If you touched my toe with the electric prod, I would betray my leader.

If you touched my cheek with the electric prod, I would betray my teacher.

If you touched my ass with the electric prod, I would betray my sister.

If you touched my cock with electric prod, I would betray my lover.

If you raped me with the electric prod, I would curse the name of Jesus.

And you still would have done, only a few of the things that please you.