“Good morning, ladies,and gentlemen, I trust you slept well
I hope you are throughly confused about where we are, unable
To guess either the nation nor this city, as that will be safest
For your lives and welfare. I admit that we are responsible for this test
Of your confidence in us, but you all replied to our job advert online
Which admitted our illegal purposes. Some applicants had designs
On our existence and were eliminated but we regard you as promising.
We have in our possession a huge consignment of Ketamine; your mission
Will be to sell it. Some of you have useful experience of this but some
Have none, so a summary may be helpful. Ketamine has many uses but the one
That matters is as a human and veterinary analgesic, although it is used
more and more as an anti-depressant for young people. Legally. You
Will sell it illegally at a street price of10 to 20 sterling a gram
In Scotland, its main cities and towns. You all speak English, you can
Understand their vile dialect in a week if you listen. We have chosen
This society because although it is one of the richest it is frozen
Into cultures of poverty where economic justice is absent
sInce its government would rather be known as kind than competent.
It has some of the worst deprivation and the most drug deaths in Europe
While the state tries to protect addicts from the effects of their dope.
And leaves us with the sole right to supply it, the secret of our success,
And their social disaster. So,you’ll be safe and appreciate a stress-
Free business amongst likeable people. Your distribution, contacts,
Instructions, banking, payment, area guide, emergency extraction
From the territory, and above all supply of what they are calling Special K,
That’s all in the phone we will give you, on which your identity
Will be confirmed through facial recognition. We pay 200 Sterling a day plus
20% commission on monthly sales. Our present stash will last us
And you, maybe 6 months. If you don’t want the job, please raise your hand.
Nobody. Good. One last thing. This is a very attractive drug; don’t use it.
If you don’t want turned into a bladderless pile of piss, refuse it.”
