Oh, I was lucky to get a ticket for the blessing of the cross by
The Pope, from the bishop, although it was only right seeing I
Got him one for the world cup semi. Anyway, there I was, off
To the side but near the front next to a man in dungarees and rough
Hands, and a woman wearing something by Dior, maybe. I was near
The crossing so I could look upwards into the dizzying atmospheres
Of the towers. There was a lot of ceremony, choirs and the like -I’m not
Religious- and the Pope chuntered on, piously in Spanish and I thought
My report for the Guardian needed some facts, so I said to my neighbour
“It’s about 500 feet high, yes?” “560 feet” he answered. “That’s now they’ve laid
This cross on top, it’s around 50?” “56 feet” he confirmed. The Pope was doing
the blessing, finger in the air. Then I said, “You seem to know it well,” Chewing
his gum, he nodded. “So, let me ask you: do you like crosses? I mean I know
it’s a Christian symbol, but it’s also an instrument of torture devised by Romans
for rebels and riffraff.” “It’s quite a bit older than Rome,” he said. “Used in Babylon
and Egypt and very much in Persia.But the Romans standardised it” “Nab you, then
scourge you, then nail you up, then you can’t take a breath because your weight
pulls you down.” “The other way round,” he told me. “The pressure is so great
on your chest you can manage intake but not out-breath, unless you push
with your feet, which would be agony. When you couldn’t manage that, you
suffocated.” “The big cross up there with its viewing platform will be too
comfy, from your perspective,” I suggested. He nodded. I was hoping to get
a photo of him for the article, but there was a huge explosion overhead
and outside, of celebratory fireworks, and by the time I recollected
my job, the knowledgeable man had disappeared. That was the finish.
I went home to write, without the man to whom I had been glad to listen
