ODE TO THE GREATEST POLITICAL INTELLIGENCE IN THE WORLD

 

In her dream Donald Trump appears to Ma’soumeh and tells her:

“Yeah, I know that your government is run by some very nasty fellows

That’s why I launched my EPIC FURY to eliminate your country. Yes,

I love you people, but I will destroy your CIVILISATION TOTALLY unless

You kiss my ass. They say China is a great power, but when I hit them

With TARIFFS they KISSED MY ASS. Not to mention Harvard which is shitty

Home of COMMUNISTS and liberals, THEY CRAPPED themselves. I do the cute

Deals. Open with a threat, that’s me. I TOTALLY DESTROYED your nukes

A year ago, so now you must SURRENDER them to me, I just adore

Surrender. To the MAN OF POWER nothing in the world is juicier

Than surrender. Women pretend but once you GRAB THEM BY THE PUSSY

They surrender. So best you do a deal with me otherwise you get BENJY

THE JEW who kills before breakfast. One day I may have to forbid any

More massacres and get rid of the horrible little squit, but for now

He’s a DEAR ALLY and you don’t want me to hand you over to him. KOW-

TOW to me and you have a sweet future. Like GREENLAND, land of ice

And MINERALS soon to be mine, a place to possess if it gets twice

As hot elsewhere. Not that I believe in GLOBAL WARMING. Be wise

Be real, get some DEMOCRACY here, and keep it here. Don’t be WOKE

And fight me, as I am JESUS’ MOST UNFORGETTABLE BAD JOKE.

 

 

 

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