The Tenant: Good morning, hello, I thought I’d give you a call….
Me: Who’s that speaking?
The Tenant: This is one of your tenants. I might even say it’s your favourite tenant.
Me: There some mistake here, I don’t rent property and I’m not a landlord….
The Tenant: You are Rev Michael Mair if I’m not mistaken..
Me: Yes, that’s me, but I don’t have any tenants.
The Tenant: No? Not even in that property you take so little care of…
Me: Come on, stop messing around. Are you trying to sell me something? Where are you calling from?
The Tenant: Somewhere very near, closer than you can imagine. You could call it an interior. Eh-heh, you could call it your interior in fact. If you doubt me, just switch off your phone. Good man, that’s it, and you can still hear me, yes, clear as a bell?
Me: Yes…….I can……Look, what sort of trick is this?
The Tenant: No trick, at all, I assure you. Just me, calling from your inmost self, your mind, your psyche, your soul as it used to be called…..
Me: I did wonder. I guess my mind’s playing tricks on me. You’ll go away if I don’t panic. You said you weren’t alone. who else is there?
The Tenant: Oh we don’t need to talk about him for the moment. No, I wanted to talk to you about your blogs.
Me: I’m always open to criticism.
TheTenant: So you say, but somehow you don’t ever get any. Maybe because hardly anyone reads them.
Me: That’s just abuse…
TheTenant: You’ve paraded yourself as a radical Christian who follows the true way of Jesus. You make pointed criticism of violence, greed and religious hypocrisy, just as he did.
Me: Well, so I do. Is there something wrong with that?
The Tenant: Well let me ask you. Is the world a whisker better, more peaceful, more generous, more honest, for all your criticism?
Me: Well, of course, I don’t really know. How could I know?
TheTenant: You know as well as I do that there’s not the slightest bit of evidence that all your pious blethers have improved the lot of the poor or the oppressed in even the teensiest of ways.
Me: I suppose you may be right….
TheTenant: Suppose? Of course I’m right. Yet you keep on blogging because it makes you feel better. You know that oppressive thugs will still kill and turture innocent people. You know that the richest people on the planet will grab its resources while despoiling its ecosystems. But blogging makes you feel better so everything’s fine and dandy.
Me: But you, my inner tenant, you know the answer, is that right?
TheTenant: Yes.
Me: So? You can’t expect me to believe you without being told your recipe for world-improvement…
TheTenant. You’ve been blogging now for six, seven years, is it? That’s about the same length of time it has taken Islamic State / Daesh to establish itself.
Me: So?
TheTenant: So, in the same time you spent farting around with bible blogs, these people have established networks of influence, purchased weapons, attracted worldwide support, carried out ambushes, raids, suicide attacks, taken hostages, altered the politics of the world, demonstrated in other words, that ordinary people can change things….
Me: But by terror, by atrocities and ruthless commitment to their own cause…
TheTenant: Exactly. By terror. Because they know that only terror can shift the levers of power. Only terror can make the rich and powerful sit up and take notice. Only terror can have any hope of establishing the Rule of God in the world.
Me: Are you really making a case for terror? 
TheTenant. Bet your sweet ass I am. While you have been bleating in blogs, these guys have transformed the world. Stupid people ask in bewilderment why nice Muslim boys and girls from the civilised world are joining them. The answer’s obvious: because they’ve gone beyond talking about injustice and done things that make world leaders shake in their shoes, for if people are willing to die for a cause – not just willing to kill, but willing to die – how can they be contained by the usual threats; and if they are living their dangerous truth, how can they be deceived by the usual lies?
Me: But they’re monsters, depraved killers who torture and kill indiscriminately.
TheTenant:No, not indiscriminately. They don’t kill their own brand of Muslim. But yes, they are savage, deliberately maiming and killing in monstrous ways, to create fear. Terror, it gets things done. The rich and powerful seem to have their house comfortably furnished, under lock and key. Only terror opens the door. Even Jesus knew that, he said nobody could ransack a strongman’s house unless he first tied up the strong man. That’s what terror does.
Me: Ah, right. I think I know who you are, at last. I suppose I’ve always hoped you’d been evicted….
TheTenant: No, you’ve threatened, but you’ve never finally done it…you like me too much…
Me: You wish! But I recall you mentioned the other tenant. I think I know who that is, and maybe I’ll ask his help in dealing with you. As you reminded me, you need hog-tied before we can springclean the house…..
TheTenant: I’m a peaceful soul who never outstays his welcome. You don’t need to bother the… the …..other…But maybe you’ll keep in mind what I’ve said?
( To be continued)



As Jesus did. It’s easy to forget that Jesus’ mercy was often communicated in commands, judgements or actions that brooked no contradiction. There has been something heroic in the Catholic resistance to any dilution of the teaching of Jesus on marriage, although I think their interpretation of it is wrong. If only the Pope could have mustered an equivalent heroism in standing for justice to divorced people, to pregnant women as well as to foetuses, to men and women whose sexual orientation, is not hetero, and to children everywhere. I do not mean that he should accept the views of western liberals in these matters, but rather that he could contribute something fresh, severe and liberating that would express the character of Jesus.





It is not the job of the church to rule society, but rather to make its tradition available to citizens who are deciding their society’s future. As the referendum on Europe and the elections for the UK devolved assemblies approach, I consider that since Jesus’ teaching about wealth is more accurate than anything else we are likely to be offered, it should be made public by his churches.






That phrase of Shakespeare’s has been in mind for a few days as an accurate description of what I see when I look at the activity of the human race. We face an increasing threat of devastating global warming, which has already begun to affect many countries and will soon affect all, and the response of the rich and powerful of the world is to try to run things so that they will become richer and more powerful even if they end up in artificial environments poised on the surface of a burnt out planet. This means conspicuous consumption of earth’s diminishing resources, complete carelessness with the lives of the poor and the creatures or the earth, and vicious brutality towards anyone who gets in the road. And the Islamic jihadis who claim to stand for justice in opposition to the power of the rich, are touched by a hysterical self-righteous extremism that simply adds to the evils they try to oppose.

Come on, come on, someone will be saying, all this is some kind of provocation, you don’t really think this. Ah but I do, and one of the strongest supports for my argument is myself: why haven’t I fought harder? Why have I sometimes added my own evil and destructiveness to the common pile? My only excuse is that I’m a human being.

The cross is not the grim story of a psychopathic God who demands satisfaction from his Son, but the sober story of the Son of God who poured out the Father’s generosity in life and death, the victim of moralism, meanness, prejudice, hatred and fear, yet still undefeated. Jesus faithfulness unto death to the generosity of God, is as St Paul recognised, the end of all religious systems designed, like the Torah, to secure the blessing of God. As Jesus knew, the blessing is already given to those who turn to God, in spite of their sins. Now, in that blessing, they have to start again, and again and again.