I was recently present at a church meeting which discussed whether there should be a service on Christmas day. On the whole, most people would have preferred no service, but they agreed somewhat reluctantly that since it falls this year on a Sunday, there would be worship. As the officiating minister, however, I was left in no doubt that only the most devoted and people with nothing better to do, would attend. The motivation for this lack of enthusiasm? A weary recognition that Christmas brings unavoidable familial duties and that younger family members will not think of attending church.
I sense this weariness, not only in church people, but in almost all sections of my acquaintance. Certainly the shared feeling is one of shouldering a burden, rather than enjoying a festival.Happily I belong to a tradition of Christian faith that began by taking a pretty dim view of Christmas. John Knox was by no means the grim and humourless prophet of popular legend, but he saw Christ-mass as yet more evidence of the devilish departure from biblical truth encouraged by Catholicism. There is of course no mention of the 25th December in the Bible, and certainly no command to celebrate Jesus’ birth with popular festivity. Knox and his fellow reformers instituted forms of discipline to prohibit Christmas along with all other superstitious rites. They did not imagine that Christian truth could be advanced by giving in to popular custom.
As a child I can remember the gradual shift in Scotland from New Year as the main winter festivity, to Christmas, aided by churches who imagined in their innocence that this shift indicated a move back to Christianity. They only slowly became aware that midnight carol services (imported from England) and Christmas Day Kiddies Carry-Ons ( imported from USA), provided a spurious religious justification for the biggest consumer rip-off in world history. With the decline of Christianity in Scotland, this justification has been removed, so that the rip-off has been deprived of the support of Jesus. In any case, correctness demands that the religious origins of the festival are not name-checked in case pious agnostics are put off it. Now that the Celebration of Conspicuous Consumption (CCC) stands clear in all the horror of its tinsel trimming and grotty grottoes, many people express a desire to give it the body-swerve. Indeed, sales of late December holidays which get you out from under the mistletoe and on to a decent Islamic beach from which Christmas is banned, are this year’s big thing.
So, my serious proposal, that all branches of the Christian Church revert to the policy of jolly John Knox, refusing all Christmas celebration, should come as no surprise to my readers, and might even prove popular, because both secular amd religious people are heartily sick of it. Scrooge was right. Bah, humbug, stuff your turkeys and your twenty best edicationally approved pressies for little Walter and give us some peace. For once churches could be ahead of the game, at the forefront of a camapaign to abolish CCC. We’ll be popular again, millions of pathetically grateful parents crowding our doors and demanding the pleasure of sleeping through a proper protestant sermon. When all this comes to pass, dear readers, remember you read it first here, and make sure a fitting memorial is raised to me , next to Desperate Dan in Dundee. Just call me The Grinch.




The guilty verdict and life sentence passed today on Thomas Mair, for the murder of Jo Cox MP, brings sombre thoughts, not least because rhe murderer shares my surname and nationality. There is something about the face to face stabbing amd shooting of a defenceless person which seems particularly barbaric, although I know that targeted drone strikes are in fact worse. Any butchering of a human being for political reasons diminishes us all.
“You have heard that they said, Thou shalt not kill. And if anyone does kill he must answer for it to the court. But I say this to you. Anyone who is angry with his brother shall answer for it to the court; and anyone who calls his brother worthless will answer to the Council, and anyone who slanders his brother will answer for it in hellfire.”

The logical answer given by some theologians is that of course we cannot learn pefection but must be born again through the spirit to share in the divine life of Jesus and of the Father. They called this theosis, becoming like God. I see the point of this theology and admire its scope and severity, and for a moment I’m tempted to dismiss all this blog as crude, worldly, banter which cannot conceive of either the corruption of human nature, or of the divine perfection that rescues us. Tempted but not convinced, for in all its logic this theology does scant justice to the human capacity to learn or to the one who taught perfection, the Rabbi from Nazareth who ate and drank with sinners and “learned obedience through suffering.”



As I say, I can only make suggestions for my tradition. The food bank I support is run by Muslim people and distributes to non-muslims. It is called, “Taught by Muhammed.” I am sure that true Islam has much to contribute to opposing the forces of hatred. My local Sikh temple with its open kitchen and fellowship is already breaking down barriers. Green politics, of which I am an ignorant admirer, will surely develop its own relevant opposition to those who hate their own planet. And so on.
Yes, I suppose I agree with Scottish and English footballers wearing poppies at their match on Friday, but I do not agree that the poppy is not a political symbol. It used to be a-political, I think, as long as you weren’t a Kraut or a Nip, but in the last five years it has become a symbol above all of a kind of politics that elevates the UK, excusing all its crimes and glossing over all its current contributions to international disorder, at the expense of Johnny Foreigner, especially if he lives or works here. Hugh McDiarmid once said that Scotland would not be free intil the last minister was strangled with the last copy of the Sunday Post. I do believe that the UK will never be sane until the last right-wing bigot is buried with the last copy of the Daily Mail protruding from his mouth. Of course I hasten to add that Jesus loves even right-wing bigots, but He is famous for being less particular than most of us.
But maybe, just maybe, it was carried into modern speech by the Scottiish tradition of classical studies from the great Latin poet Lucretius. As all readers of his epic poem “De Rerum Natura” / “On the Nature of Things” will be aware, Lucretius wrote of how the universe is composed of atoms, and everything in the universe of combinations of atoms. But he notes that if the motion of atoms was completely regular they would fall separately through space and never collide with each other, so that nothing complex would exist. He therefore posits an irregular motion that moves atoms from a regulat path, and calls it “the swerve” (clinamen in Latin). This allows some indeterminancy into what would otherwise have been a completely determined and unproductive universe. If we are tempted to laugh at this notion we should remember that modern physicists have postulated a similar force which they call “inflation” to explain how the perfectly regular outward explosion of energy from the Big Bang produced the irregular clumps of energy which became stars and galaxies and bloggers.